Amy Lea, you're not allowed to read this (Thar be evil eight-legged freaks)

It's official.

The spiders want to see me naked.

It's been a while (since Valentine's Day, to be precise), but I finally had my second perilous shower experience.
I go to get in the shower this morning, and there are three, count them, 3, of the little devils in the bathroom.

 1...

 2...

3. 

ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Being the red-headed, blood-thirsty barbarian that I am, they're all dead now.

Take heed, perverts, sex fiends, and anybody else who might ever attempt to see my nakey in the shower!

You try anything cute, and I'll wrap you up in toilet paper and flush you down the toilet, too.

[nod]