"One time I looked at a diamond, and it gave me a sunburn."

Marcel, I can totally relate.

If you've never met Marcel, you need to do so.
He's a shell. With shoes on. XD
And he makes my heart smile.




P.S. Has anybody else seen the Gain Ad on facebook?
"Gain's search for the scent of America!"
And for Alabama they suggest first, not the Alabama peaches, but (drum roll, please...) bacon.


BACON.


Um, excuse me? If you're going to allude to the fact that our state is the second-most obese state in the nation (Thank the good Lord we can always count on Mississippi), please get it right.

Two words: FRIED. CHICKEN.